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gaynezha

Detroit: Androids face oppression! No one likes them! They are dehumanized!

Actual literal real people I know: This is my roomba. His name is Gilbert and sometimes I drop cheetos on the floor just so he has something to snac on.

gaynezha

Whenever I play this game all I can think about is that story where someone coddled their roomba during a thunderstorm because “it was scared”

Source: gayatreus

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